What is the easiest IronMan?

Whoever answers next ..... be very careful  

stew Malcolm wrote (see)

There is no easy Ironman .
If there is then faggotts on Halfords hybrids that cant run/swim or even bike up an incline greater than the degree tilt of my Wanger shouldn't even be allowed to post a thread on this forum.

Should I be worried that my "wanger" tilts quite fiercely upwards? Granted, it's not an especially long climb, but it would be a bastard of Angliru/Mortirolo proportions if we used nano tech to shrink ourselves microscopically, or if it was considerably longer. Maybe newbies and "faggots" could ride my wanger as a fitness test prior to entering their first Iron Distance event ? I'll try to keep the pitch gentle for those entering Outlaw but really ramp it up for anybody considering Lanza, Wales or Embrun. There must be money to be made here somewhere.

I heard it was wrinkly and needed re-surfacing

with sharp bends and a dead end.

Does it have a speed limit?

Short and fast or long and slow again is it.