Wonderful post-race tee-shirt

well I think so anyway

19 messages
Bionic Ironwolf    pirate
11/09/2006 at 15:33
After yesterday's race I saw a bloke wearing what I think is the perfect shirt. On the back it said

'Life is Simple - Swim, Bike, Run, Eat, Sleep'

Just about sums up the world of triathlon.
Crash Hamster    pirate
11/09/2006 at 15:43
Wot no sex? :o)

Saw a small child the other day wearing a T shirt which said 'I do all my own stunts'...wonder if they come in grown-up sizes?
11/09/2006 at 15:45
Some of the spanish team in Lausanne had one saying

"Spanish triathlon
eat, drink,f**k"

11/09/2006 at 15:49
Crashie - you get them in Next... I htink the biggest is age 14... so it depends how big an adult you are!
Crash Hamster    pirate
11/09/2006 at 15:52
Damn, too small for me, I'm quite a big boy for my age :o)
11/09/2006 at 15:53
Must resist smutty comment...............











Is that why Squishy walks funny?
11/09/2006 at 15:55
they have duathlons down here in eastbourne

moan, sleep, moan
11/09/2006 at 15:56
(you have to provide your own zimmerframe)
Crash Hamster    pirate
11/09/2006 at 15:57
...and that's just fb :o)

As to the size of my genitals, I spend a lot of time outside in the cold, ok? :o)
11/09/2006 at 16:16
oi SDW - leave us Eastbourne triathletes alone........

another I saw in Lausanne - on another Spaniard........

"If triathlon was easy they'd call it soccer"
11/09/2006 at 16:22
<pencils in a spanish triathlon for next year, just for the teeshirt>
11/09/2006 at 16:52
lol sorry fb

is your zf made of carbon fibre?
The Trickster    pirate
11/09/2006 at 17:12
I like the title of a book I've just ordered - Swim, Bike, Run, Laugh.

Although I have to say I like FB's "If triathlon was easy they'd call it soccer" (load of overpaid nancy boys as far as I'm concerned) even more.
11/09/2006 at 17:46
Life is simple......etc T shirts were the finishers shirts at IM Switzerland this year.. I had a nightmare with sunstroke but just had to finish to get one of the shirts .... wife not particulaly impressed with the sentiment though !!!
DTs
11/09/2006 at 17:56
You'll have to explain - I'm being a bit dense today?
11/09/2006 at 18:01
Explain ... life isn't simple actually in non triathletes eyes Swin,bike,run,eat,sleep, spend time with family & friends, work,do DIY,visit mother in law etc.... need a large T shirt for all that !!!!
11/09/2006 at 18:11
wash kit, clean bike, spend 1 % of national GDP in LBS,.....
DTs
11/09/2006 at 18:17
I think I could spend 2% and still come next to last!
12/09/2006 at 08:04
I liked this one:

"If God invented marathons to keep people from doing anything more stupid, the triathlon must have taken Him completely by surprise"

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