Yellow Helmet

Sad I know but...

14 messages
25/01/2014 at 21:31

I've been getting some serious miles in over the past few weeks in my pirate gear and have realised that I really need a yellow helmet.

Any recommendations?

25/01/2014 at 22:30

I think Kask do a yellow Mojito. 


Crooky-IronKnee    pirate
25/01/2014 at 22:51

I have a yellow mavic plasma slr

it felt just right as soon as I tried it on


25/01/2014 at 23:14

you could use spray paint , or dye I suppose...


hang on, wait, you mean your penis, right?

Dustboy    pirate
25/01/2014 at 23:33

I've been waiting all evening for that! Brilliant!

The best helmet is one that fits properly and does it's job, not much good being a dead pirate! You won't be able to stand a round!

Paint and dye can corrupt the structural integrity of a helmet, so I am told.

Or you can just let it go off, not wash for a week, get knob cheese, itch like crazy, beat it to withing an inch of it's life to stop it itching, make it bleed, get infected, go all pussy and hey presto, yellow helmet!

Nurse Ratched    pirate
26/01/2014 at 00:26

Is that the voice of experience Dustboy?  I can pop round with my wire brush and Dettol

26/01/2014 at 06:00

If the wire brush doesn't work I've got an angle grinder you can borrow 

seren nos    pirate
26/01/2014 at 09:20

black fits the colour scheme as well

26/01/2014 at 13:13
Doh! I didn't think of that! Those Mavic helmets look quite nice. In all seriousness the one I am using is about 12 years old and was ??30 in halfords. After nearly coming off yesterday due to a knob of a bus driver I think I need an upgrade.
26/01/2014 at 15:32

Only black doesn't seem to 'stand out' as much as a bright colour like yellow!

TheEngineer    pirate
26/01/2014 at 21:06

Based on nothing but hearsay, I'd suggest the best way to get a yellow helmet is to sleep with Gladys. HTH  

M...eldy    pirate
26/01/2014 at 21:08

Dont Giro do a black n yeller version?

TheEngineer    pirate
27/01/2014 at 08:24


27/01/2014 at 19:18
That doesn't tell Mr about decent makes. I could get a yellow one from Amazon for a tenner but I'd quite like one that people rate...

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