You know its cold when....

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12/12/2012 at 19:08
...all the trains are cancelled and you have to sit on the platform for an hour and a half.
Doner Kebab    pirate
12/12/2012 at 19:14

when your boiler greaks down, wouldnt be so bad but it worked this morning before the "service engineer" did the annual health check, get back home to a freezing house

 

M...eldy    pirate
12/12/2012 at 19:19

You have to scrape the ice off the inside of your windows .......... in the bedroom 

Doner Kebab    pirate
12/12/2012 at 19:27

that might say more about you than you care to reveal Melds

 

M...eldy    pirate
12/12/2012 at 19:32

Indeed  

m..eface    pirate
12/12/2012 at 21:58

When the heated wheel in the car doesn't warm your fingers through in the first 30 seconds of being in the car and takes nearly a minute.

But then I'm soft.

Or when a snot rocket lands with ping as it froxe on the way down.

 

12/12/2012 at 22:13

a fleet of 10+ salt gritters pass you on your evening ride.

12/12/2012 at 22:52

Ice freezes solid inside your nostrils

12/12/2012 at 23:17

when you pass other runners in the street and there's that mutual understanding that "we is hardcore" 

12/12/2012 at 23:22

When your pee freezes after going on the move on the bike 

12/12/2012 at 23:49

When your tadger resembles a walnut whip after a run

 

IronCat5 in the Hat    pirate
13/12/2012 at 09:04
young cowboy wrote (see)

When your tadger resembles a walnut whip after a run

That's when you need to see a doctor...

Dustboy    pirate
13/12/2012 at 15:53

Walnut whips can run?

Cupcake.    pirate
13/12/2012 at 18:40

If you put them on a low heat for a while I guess they might

seren nos    pirate
13/12/2012 at 20:23
BrokeButTri'ng wrote (see)

When your pee freezes after going on the move on the bike 

i was going to suggest meeting up for a bike ride next week....but after that comment maybe not

13/12/2012 at 20:25

Just make sure you stay in front 

seren nos    pirate
13/12/2012 at 20:26

14/12/2012 at 00:24

..your nuts freeze on the bike...

14/12/2012 at 00:25

...you think that the hoar frost on the bike's brake cables is looking quite pretty......

BANG

...

OUCH


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