you go for a 5 mile run wearing M&S long johns under your tracksuit They didn't chaff
Everyone has gone all nesh and wearing tights and other umanly attire
A Newcastle football fan keeps his shirt on.
JeremyG wrote (see)
Is that for running or cycling too?
Shorts all year for me runs, but tights for cycling
The sweat thats on yer shorts has turned to ice
The Dubai definition of cold. "You know its cold when you don't sweat immediately on walking outdoors"
When you dont need to put your cans/bottles of beer in the fridge
...your eyes freeze.
You can't lick lampposts:
Your tongue gets frozen when yo mouth breathe.
I know there's a solution to that one
You find that instead of the usual 20-30 bikes in the bike rack at work there's just yours and one other idiots
When you get out of the car and a penguin bites your ar$e.
...you have to break the ice for your swim. (Although I wimp out when there are leaves on the lake rather than ice).
When on a long run, your vision starts to go cloudy as your contact lenses appear to start to freeze on your eyeballs and you have to remind yourself to keep blinking, at the same time avoiding your eyelashes freezing together
Balaclavas have sold out
You finish your run and you have a whiter beard than Santa
