You know its cold when....

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11/12/2012 at 22:51

you go for a 5 mile run wearing M&S long johns under your tracksuit They didn't chaff

11/12/2012 at 23:00
Your hair starts to freeze.
11/12/2012 at 23:10
......when as a man you can't find your.....
11/12/2012 at 23:49

Everyone has gone all nesh and wearing tights and other umanly attire


12/12/2012 at 05:54

A Newcastle football fan keeps his shirt on.

12/12/2012 at 06:36
My 4yo agrees to wear his coat on the way to school.
The Silent Assassin    pirate
12/12/2012 at 10:59
JeremyG wrote (see)

Everyone has gone all nesh and wearing tights and other umanly attire


Is that for running or cycling too?

Shorts all year for me runs, but tights for cycling


12/12/2012 at 11:38

The sweat thats on yer shorts has turned to ice 

Dubai Dave    pirate
12/12/2012 at 12:00

The Dubai definition of cold. "You know its cold when you don't sweat immediately on walking outdoors"

12/12/2012 at 12:26

When you dont need to put your cans/bottles of beer in the fridge

Crash Hamster    pirate
12/12/2012 at 12:28

...your eyes freeze.

12/12/2012 at 12:36

You can't lick lampposts:

12/12/2012 at 13:14
When you wear 4 layers and still have a visible nipple erection!
12/12/2012 at 13:17

Your tongue gets frozen when yo mouth breathe.

I know there's a solution to that one

Symes    pirate
12/12/2012 at 13:40

You find that instead of the usual 20-30 bikes in the bike rack at work there's just yours and one other idiots 

12/12/2012 at 13:59

When you get out of the car and a penguin bites your ar$e.

12/12/2012 at 14:04 have to break the ice for your swim. (Although I wimp out when there are leaves on the lake rather than ice).

12/12/2012 at 14:20

When on a long run, your vision starts to go cloudy as your contact lenses appear to start to freeze on your eyeballs and you have to remind yourself to keep blinking, at the same time avoiding your eyelashes freezing together

12/12/2012 at 14:26

Balaclavas have sold out

12/12/2012 at 16:04

You finish your run and you have a whiter beard than Santa 

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