What? They are aren't they?
I refer my learned colleague to my post on the "Wannabe" thread from yesterday, reproduced below...
So, in the words of the late Max Bygraves, I wanna tell you a story....
I just had a nice chat with the lovely Lou.....
Who explained that she was a bit worried about going to Leicestershire, because she thought it was such a long way away until she Googled it...
Because she thought it was right up north....
Oh, but it gets better....
Because she then said that she'd obviously confused it with somewhere else that began with L - like Lincolnshire or Lancashire.... because isn't one of those far north and to the right, just under Northumberland????
No love, that's Durham, then Yorkshire..... Lancashire is up north and turn left...
Well, what about Lincolnshire? No lass, that's about 5 miles from where i'm standing...
One small geography lesson and a lot of laughing later - Lou isn't so worried about coming to Leicester 