I know this is "off thread" but this is one for Chris Evans....
I used to know a man called Harry Potter. He was well into his 90's when the books came out and always felt that he'd had the name far longer than the geeky kid in the specs and was sore about it.
So one day he goes to the hospital for an appointment and a woman calls his name out....
"Harry Potter"??
*gasps all around as the whole waiting room looks for Daniel Radcliffe, only to be disappointed by this little old man shuffling forward*
"I do wish you people would call me Harold" he says. "How would you like it if you had a name like mine"? 
"You're joking aren't you"? came the reply "My name's Anne Robinson"!!!!!

