Columba, when I was with my daughter over Xmas, she found a purse with credit card and Oyster card on the street. She took it to Wimbledon station, where the idiot in the ticket office cut up the card and tossed the purse into lost property. Fortunately, she remembered the name on the card, phoned up the bank herself, and the bank managed to identify the owner and promised to let the owner know the purse was at the station. Heigh ho, Thought I'd go out for a run about 4pm. Five minutes in and just starting running, I tipped over the kerb. As well as a most unaesthetic graze above the lips, which bled profusely for a while, and a swollen nose, I noticed little finger of right hand was at a strange angle and I could not bend it. Luckily I was able to get back home before the real problems started. Hmmm, can't drive myself into A+E 12 miles away, no one here I can ask to drive me because I do not know anyone socially let alone on a friendship basis, all local taxis need to be booked in advance, don't know buses and once the shock set in I was on the floor in the living room trying not to pass out and unable to go upstairs to the computer to look up bus times. So I phoned an ambulance, which came after 3 hours (OK, I wasn't a real emergency so chwarateg as they say here - fair enough). Just got back at 11pm, fortunately A+E reception found a taxi company willing to brave the wilds of Treorci to take me back home - cost me £22! The good news is the finger was only badly dislocated, not broken. Doctors very nice. When I paled and said I was squeamish, they said they would apply freezing spray to finger before injecting local anaesthetic prior to "re-locating" procedure. When I said I had a low pain threshold, they wheeled in a laughing gas machine for me. Wheee!!!!! Total pissedness feeling with no hangover and no calories! I can truly say I was totally unaware of the procedure itself. I'm now about to eat after having only one omelette so far today. I'm following a strict but successful diet (Dukan) which has removed 17 lbs since Xmas. I put on 3.5 stone since my surgery in 2008 plus subsequent horrors so really need to lose weight badly. Alcohol is forbidden, but sod it, I'm having a VERY large glass of wine with dinner tonight. Think I might need to wait a bit before running again. I'll cross-train by delivering Welsh Assembly election leaflets once more tomorrow. Since I probably will not be able to drive, I'll have a 2 mile walk plus steep uphill climb to my destination streets as well as the delivery itself, which will provide good cross-training. |