We do indeed have a Parkrun on the golden paved streets down here on Xmas Day. The cream off the top of the milk of human kindness down here means some rich bastards are prepared to Marshall in balmy conditions on Jesuses big day. I for one, however, won't be partaking as I like to oversee Jeeves when he's preparing the Fortnum and Mason goose and putting the Dom Perignon on ice.
I heard on the news this morning of a serviceman being arrested after a 'suspicious device had been found in a house in Salford' - couldn't help but wonder if it wasn't an electric iron or push button telephone or maybe even some fruit and veg?
Ecky thump Dan you would sneak in the top20 after being comfortably chicked if you went South not North from London Village. If you can stand outside lavvies and a lack of electricity then I'd continue to go run in the pissing rain, son.