I poke me 'ead around the door after a few months away, and what do i find? A bunch of old slappers arguing about feeling Carl's legs. Ye gods!
its like the good old days!
excellent report Holly, you did a great job of the race. I was proud and jealous in equal measure xx.
take it steady meldy, why dont you aim for a smile at this one and work you way up towards a drink at some point in the future?
lanza is a lot less shit than Nottingham and its always good to see pissed people tottering around in high heels and tiny skirts when you are walking down to the swim start
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