A quick skim read and I learn that eating Hoola hoops gives you the squats?
Apart from that, everyone has been playing at tumbling down on the pavements. What are you lot going to be like if it ever snows?
What? Boiler pilot light has been intermittently going out. It's a simple fix, I have the spare part. So I fitted it. Now it's not intermittent any more. It's permanently out. Proper repair man is booked. Bliddy amateurs.
Exercise: 8.3 miles run at 7:53m/m pace. A nice trot.