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Helen liz wrote (see)

Can you imagine standing in court and identifying your missing undies and sex toy?

I'm not sure I'd be able to positively identify a missing pair of knickers. It's not like they're bespoke or anything...

And they no longer have my name sewn in the back of them, like they did at school

Sass - You have become so bitter recently. Fight back like you used to!!!!!

ZZ - probably not!

LB - Ignore the ticket and any further correspondence that arrives. The only thing you need to respond to is a letter from your local court if one arrives which I doubt will happen. In the meantime take a photo of the carpark and the sight. If it does go to court you will have some evidence to take with you.

Whatever you do, or DON'T do as the case may be is enter into any dialogue whatsoever with this company. Even if people come to your door. Tell them to f*ck off. Do not let them into the house.

There is no way they will pursue this, but in the meantime they will send all sorts of threats promising plagues and all sorts....

Johnny Jingles wrote (see)

I'd rather bash my cock flat with a brick than sit through "Home Alone" one more time.