Get one that says "Pirate Name Hope" on the back
i don't think you're supposed to put them up your arse
the important question is whether that beetroot juice makes your piss turn red? no point drinking it otherwise
It must be pretty awful being mentally ill. Not like you can take an aspirin or something, is it?
Oh, and the race team will be sponsored by Buff, will wear silly trousers and behave in an hysterical mentally ill manner wherever possible. Donner Kebab will be their manager.
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