I think you made a mistake in mentioning that you are picking up an extra 14 followers on average per day on twitter. Makes me wonder what all your keyboard activity is about and what your twitname is. You're still on probation.
Please, do not tell me everything has been fine while I've been away and that you've been busy. Strangely enough, that's not what other people have said. Just as odd is the other things you didn't mention but hey, I know about them.
A great Summer of sport to be enjoyed by being in the UK. TDF and Commonwealth games and Wimbledon all happening on our turf. Doesn't matter who 'wins' it's a pretty amazing Summer. Then we'll get the Charity Shield, whatever it's called this year. Back to earth with zee bump.