Southport - the name doesn't really suit the geographic location.
What job do you do Ant to luxury of an all expenses paid tour of the North with a bunch of delightful Spanish teenagers?
I'm just impressed that Minks know how to turn on the computer.
It wasn't me, honest! I was the one with the lycra fetish and a pointy helmet!
A mates housemate at Uni used to buy magazines about this. Weights were mainly hung on the testies rather than the old chap itself, as I seem to remember. I think it was more about a fetish thing rather than for growth purposes.
Pictures. We need pictures!