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"'I'm Danny Dyer, and this is Football's most hardest away days"

He's unintentionally hilarious.

I'm not sure if the moral is don't run wearing headphones or wear pants?

At least your mates didn't see you. A guy I went to school with accidentally exposed himself whilst doing the high jump. He's still occasionally referred to as "The Fosbury Flopper".

You look at Adrian Chiles and think "ugly, but let's see what he says". And then he opens his mouth and the sound that comes out is just as ugly. A sort of brummie drawl without forming words properly. It's like he's speaking with gob full of mash all the time.

I don't think Adrian "Elephant Man" Chiles - ugliest man in the world-  should get off without a mention.

Fearne Cotton. Oh my goodness. Her coverage of the Royal Wedding was unintentionally hilarious. She asks the kind of "probing " questions that an eleven year old could come up with.

I agree on Davina as well, dreadful. "WE'RE LIVE, WE'RE LIVE!!!!" .. stop shouting you stupid woman.

My least favourite is Claire Balding, I think she's managed to rudely interrupt just about every person she's ever interviewed. The key to a two way conversation, Claire, is you ask a question and then LISTEN to to what the other person says in reply.