Ladygarden
It's probably not actually a real word but isn't it just great.
You don't know the half of it. We have even more fascinating stuff going on here - try this one from my local rag:
http://www.stroudnewsandjournal.co.uk/news/10389105.Woman__24__trashes_young_mum_s_flat_with_baked_beans_and_curry_sauce/
Bristol 10K this morning. Not done much recently mostly down to a new job but also down to laziness. The 10K hurt a bit but I still clocked a respectable time. Perhaps with a little effort I might break the magic 50 minute barrier next time.
Disgraceful... but then the sort of idiots that set off bombs are sick individuals anyway.
It has made me think twice about going to the VLM this weekend.
I fell off the wagon last night. I had two sneaky pints but only because beer's cheaper than soft drinks in my local (honest)