Emmy why did you find a book detailing the first 120 years of sheffield wednesday in a second hand book shop as the weekend as well?
Is that the one I ended up buying for you?
Just because I am a medical professional this is not an invitation for you to divulge every single aspect of your bodily functions to me, especially when I am at home. I do not want to know how smelly your farts are and have to reassure you about them . I don't want to know how YOU know that your shit is smellier than other people's. I don't want you to phone me for a consultation whilst you are on the toilet, or to tell me the details of how you discovered your boyfriend has given you an STD.
I DO NOT WANT TO KNOW THESE THINGS!!!
Until you got to the bit about phoning you I thought you were talking about Cake
Best route will be M25, M3, A31, A35 to Dorchester and then A354 to Weymouth. It'll be much faster than going along the south coast.
Lots of places to stay. There are a few holiday parks in Preston which are about a mile or so from the transition in Lodmoor. Lots of B&B's in weymouth itself which again aren't that far away. really depends on what you want.