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morning all, I'm homeward bound today but not until late so I still have time to have some tapas

.  Sunscreen and touchscreen are nit a good mix

ooh the posts nice and tidy I wonder if theres any milk in the fridger

thanks for the virtual support, much appreciated.  Full report will have to wait until I get to a proper keyboard

bu

t on balance i think i got out mostly what I put in. Nigh on impossible to train for the brutal wind (short of coming on training camps).  Enough for now breakfast awaits. 

I think we need some more bathos (and bathetic).   An abrupt transition in style from the exalted to the commonplace, producing a ludicrous effect- Wiki has a good Douglas Adams example:

The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.

Also not enough things are obsidian in colour (black).

I'm also fond of circumlocution (using many words to describe something for which a concise definition exists)

Barley, I think you've missed pirate race kit and a BTF licence off your list.

I'll see some of you in the bar on Thursday night and will be asking questions about the briefing

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