The best thing to do with blueberries is feed them to an infant .... without telling the person who will be changing the nappy a little later ...
Eh? You what, lad? Speak up!
You take their money, you play by their rules. That means no alcohol. Silly old fool, no sympathy here.
Well done Stylish. Turning on the speed at the end of a half marathon feels good, doesn't it?
Not sure about a wooden medal though. Medals should be shiny and they should jingle.
"I had no idea there was a nice big hill near the start of this run!"
Some of us had to tackle that hill with 7 miles already in the legs .... just sayin' ...
I also, ahem, power-walked the final 100 yards or so. You get to the point where it's quicker to walk anyway.
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