I've had one of those days where you wonder if everyone else has days like that (or an hour like that)
Home time - a parent that isn't allowed access took her children ... (not mine!) Consternation and much activity.
Meanwhile, someone was lighting a bonfire in the waste ground/woods behind where our after school sports club was about to take place. Kept an eye on it (yes, I did recognise the hooded figure lighting it!). When it looked like it was going to take hold, we got the fire brigade who turned up - we moved the sports club to one side while they put it out and cheered our gallant firefighters ...
I asked our new/temporary member of staff if it was like this at their last school?