I really enjoyed taking the foam roller session after the club run last night but I have to say that the sight of you all rolling around the floor and making strange grunting and mewing noises put me in mind of a low budget porn movie.
From the last film I saw at the cinema "Did he just throw my cat out the window?"
I've turned my phone off because I am at work and don't want you ringing me 10 times this morning to ask the same thing that I have already given you the answer to.
A toaster is no good - the Quaker oats bar is already too dry without toasting it further.
If you are coming to a tutorial by me, make sure you go through the material you were given to study beforehand otherwise I WILL be picking on your for the whole two hours.
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