No doubt someone somewhere has targetted the female runners as a growth market and put a "this is what you could look like if you read RW" type picture on the cover.
Haile is in this issue isn't he and if he doesn't justify a cover picture, I don't reckon much to your odds M62 Steve.
I wouldn't mind being on the cover, but only because I'm an ego maniac!
My solution would be to get a decent kit bag, then your kit won't stink at work! The gym I go to provide wet kit bags (like big nappy sacks for want of a better description) and when you tie the handles together they're airtight.
It would save having to re-organise the rest of your life as well!