Cheers KK, I'm feeling unusually vulnerable in the Knic knacs after that one. A bit like having been told a story about some guy getting his testicles tangled up.
It was not a horror story, shining a light behind a 3rd testicle in a tent, only to make that light stronger and more far reaching. Was a wonderous thing.
Not entirely romantic, but I'm more interested in entertainment than romance anyway. Personal choice of course, I don't suggest anyone with a 3rd ball just gives his prospective date a torch instead of a rose upon meeting. Or just if you really want to do that, do your best to judge your prospective audience beforehand.
Yes I agree, but sometimes I feel like using a 10lb hammer to crack a nut.
Solidified sperm CAN be a real problem. One of my ex boyfriends had that, it actually looked like a third ball (I kid you not). So 1 nutsack, 3 balls. However, the way you could tell that it wasn't an actual ball was to turn the lights off and shine a torch on it. The torch light doesn't travel through real balls but the imposter lit up like a beacon.
It's a bit convoluted but I think the moral of my story is, don't try to crack a nut unless you know it actually IS a nut.