JJ Stange you should mention failure to turn up. I have something of a reputation for that among my thespian associates. However I'm not consistent. Sometimes I don't turn up, sometimes I turn up at the wrong place and sometimes I turn up at the wrong time or even date. This is a minor problem compared with the difficulty of learning the lines. My trining slump continues with the advent of cold wet weather and the beginnings of a cold which I hope to throw off by ingesting some vitamin C and several glasses of my favourite flavonoids. I had a blood test today for the usual suspects but persuaded my doc to let me have a liver check as well to see if i still have one. Redhead I think Tranmere would have to get promoted to meet Liverpool in a local derby as last time I checked they seemed to be in Div 1 (ie Div 3 in old money) Which makes me think maybe its time us runners boosted our image in the world by adopting a more flattering system for race finishers. The first runner could be given the race Supremo award, next the race Champion, third runner would be first, fourth second and so on. Maybe I'm being a little unimaginative here and awards would be linked to the speed at which various beasts can run. On this basis the first in any race or category would be the Cheetah and the 30th would be the squirrel. I guess the 3rd runner would have to choose between the Lion Wildebeest or thomson's gazelle awards Cheetah 70 Pronghorn Antelope 61 Wildebeest 50 Lion 50 Thomson's Gazelle 50 Quarter Horse 47.5 Elk 45 Cape Hunting Dog 45 Coyote 43 Gray Fox 42 Hyena 40 Zebra 40 Mongolian Wild Donkey 40 Greyhound 39.35 Whippet 35.5 Rabbit (domestic) 35 Mule Deer 35 Jackal 35 Reindeer 32 Giraffe 32 White-Tailed Deer 30 Warthog 30 Grizzly Bear 30 Cat (domestic) 30 Human 27.89 Elephant 25 Black Mamba Snake 20 Six-Lined Racerunner 18 Wild Turkey 15 Squirrel 12 Pig (domestic) 11 Chicken 9 Spider (Tegenaria atrica) 1.17 Giant Tortoise 0.17 Three-Toed Sloth 0.15 Garden Snail 0.03
MPH (miles per hour) is the unit of measurement for the speeds of animals
Leopards are also very quick. They have been clocked at 90 kmph but can only keep it up for 50-60m Slumps exhausted and returns to learning lines. BO |