five Englishmen were taveling in an audi quatro from the north of Ireland to the south. when they got to the border the border guard told them that he was placing them under arrest as there was five of them in a quatro.
They tried to explain that quatro was just the name and the vehicle was legally equiped to carry five.
their entreaties fell on deaf ears. the guard was adamant that he was arresting them.
they asked to see his superior officer butwere told that this was impossible,so asked why it was impossible.
because he is arresting two other Englishmen for travelling in a fiat uno.