I'm not sure that saying I didn't mean to hurt you as much as i did but it is all the frustration of the last few months is not much of an apology or entirely justified.If I had left you rolling around on the floor in agony like that, it certainly could have been construed as assault.
I know you don't like your job, I know it is hard work, I know that because I have spent 20 days of my annual leave helping you, plus every one of my Saturdays since July doing your job for you to give you a break and of course I don't get paid for it you do. Not once have I complained even when I was confronted with a chalet carpet with two bedrooms carpets covered in sick, which I had to clean. Not you as you were at home. Today I have been to the holiday park three times and spent my money on getting a key cut. All you have done since 9 o clock this morning is rant about it. It is now 4:35. I have also hoovered, got all the washing done including all your underwear and bras because you couldn't be bothered. McDonalds yesterday because you couldn't do tea because you couldn't be bothered and now am doing dinner while you still rant away, and you said coming off the antidepressants was a good idea. That's why I need to run