Meldy is your southern bit of the A5 the bit past MK? I sometimes see cyclists there and it scares me... No f*cking way would I cycle there there are loads of cycle paths in MK as an alternative.
Man next door. Know you're single handedly doing up your house but is it REALLY necessary to sand or spray or what ever you're doing at 8pm on a Friday night?
Woman on the cross trainer next to me today... how were you not dying of bordom? You were going at a steady non sweat inducing speed for at least 30minutes...?
Men in the gym, yes I'm female, yes I'm using the weight machines, yes I'm not farting about with 10Kg and yes I might invade the free weight corner on a sunday morning while you're all at home nursing your hangovers
Maybe time for a general chat to them - possibly about body image / photoshopping of media photos.There is a good video by Dove (the soap people) about how an ordinary photo is morphed to look like the sort you see in adverts. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYhCn0jf46U
There seems to be much more advertising for hair removal now than 10 years ago, could just be an experiment after seeing the JLo ad?
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