I have entered the Gosport half marathon but unfortuntely injured myself so wont be running it. The organisers accept substitutions. The race is full so if anyone wants to buy my place please email me: firstname.lastname@example.org.
I once got struck by lightening, I was 15. I was standing in my horses stable, trying to get signal on my mobile to call my mum to pick me up in the middle of a torrential storm All of a sudden, there was a massive bang and flash of light and I felt like I had touched an electric fence but multiplied by 1000. The lightening had hit the side of the stable where I was standing and bounced off and hit me. I was lucky not to be burnt or worse... Dead!