Sweatshop seem to blow a bit hot and cold to me. In my local shop they also seem very reluctant to actually use the footstrike kit. Are they charged for how many times they use it? However, they were very patient with me once I had gained a bit of knowledge myself and was able to go in and talk about things a bit more specifically. Not ideal for complete beginners I admit. The most help I got was when there was actually a guy from adidas in the shop. He really seemed to know his stuff about adidas and other makes and was very helpful.
Used make up 'porn versions' of popular tv with my mates. Giving rise to the common phrase amongst us 'Well in the porn version...' Despite now being in my mid 30s, played it the other day whilst watching Lord of The Rings (there's a good porn title to start with!). New characters included: Dildo Shaggins Fiveways Gangbang Legover Smeg'l ...you get the point. Any others?