I know your pain! Did a relay (each leg about 3.5k) with my non running boyfriend. I'd been running years whereas he'd done no training and warmed up by smoking a cigarette! I ran as hard as I could and only just beat his time . It's so annoying - he's not interested in running but if he did even a small amount if training he'd easily beat me!
Dear person I vaguely know, and I follow onTwitter.
You were at a wedding. You got asked by ' old people' not to use inappropriate language. You the. Went to twitter to post your outrage.
Unlike your other friends (who I don't know) who've posted "I hope you told them to f- off" my thoughts are - have you considered maybe your language was inappropriate. Especially as you were there as guests of the bride and groom, and the people you offended were most likely their relatives. I hope you said that you were sorry and toned your language down a bit.
Also I don't think it's that weird for you to be asked not to put pictures on social media.
I always think egg. The first egg was laid by something that was almost-a-chicken-but-not-quite-a -chicken. It then hatched and was the first chicken. (off to check Wikipedia now to see what they said!)
Be honest, kids just don't want to have the oldest parent on the school yard. Also, when you have kids later they are unlikely to have the joy of grandparents.
I would say early 30s is a sweet spot for having kids.
When I was a child I was proud to have a mum who was a bit younger than my friend's mums. Now it seems a strange thing to be proud of but I the time I was! I'm now 33 and keep mentally pushing back the age I'd like to have kids by. Now I'm thinking 40 is my limit. This may change as I approach 40! I hope my (imaginary potential) children won't mind having older parents. Possibly I was only proud of my young mum because she was young, and had she been older I'd never have thought about it!
I do my lon runs at more like 11 min/mile pace (a hang up frm marathon training days when I was going for a 4:30 mara). Possibly as going a bit slow but have managed just under 2:02 for a half this year.