I seriously don't know why I bother with these forums. Just when I think I've found a nice group to have a laugh with, someone always comes along to spoil it. This place just isn't for me. I keep trying but it's not working.
I'll leave you to it. Please feel free to make an official report to the moderators for having a laugh.
I suggest you get over YOUR self. We are having a laugh. No-one's been scared off anywhere. You're not even doing this race so you can pack in acting like my dad.