13.6miles today and 9something yesterday both mainly offroad. Slow in the mud and not much traction. Covered in filthyness. Stopped for a while to play with a farm collie. Haven't seen it for a while. It normally wants to play fetch, but found a particularly good stick and wasn't giving it up. We had an entertaining tug of war.
I shall dismantle them with my WORDS. Then I shall tell them I have dismantled them in case they hadn't noticed. They will learn of my lifting of moderately heavy things and breathing difficulties in the cold and they will come to love me.