Monique, fear not, my long journey to the land of forefoot-strikerness has had no effect on the volume of my gaseous eruptions.
It has allowed me to run away from the smell quicker, however.
Last night's sausage casserole, with red wine substituting for a can of tomatoes (well - it's the same colour, innit? bound to work) caused a huge increase in odour above the normal level. At one point, the dogs left the room with a look of disgust...
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