very well done to Jr Schmunks. What's on his A level list?
S'not quite raining here, but not for the want of trying. It's the Reading festival this weekend, which means my regular train commute will be packed with clueless yoofs standing in all the wrong places (maybe I should have posted this in the first world problems thread).
Wenlock and Mandeville- I've just googled them and they're slightly more psychedelic than I remember, but still inoffensive looking. Whereas your Beijing owl with it's staring eyes and unhappy mouth/beak is just the sort of thing you'd leave on your bedroom shelf and awake to find it had self-animated and was pecking you to an untimely demise (feel free to insert any other resonant nightmarish visions as feels appropriate).
How did you manage to fit the little old ladies into your lycra Dave?