No parping at all of late from me. Had a completely fart-free run in the snow on Friday, very dissapointing.
Anyway, tonight I'm off to Australia for 4 months on a mission to fart my way across from Singapore, over the Sydney harbour bridge, and across to Alice Springs. Have been eating extra egg mayonaise and cabbage in preparation for the 14 hour plane journey tonight...I think I may be lucky enough to get a whole row of seats to myself as people ask to be relocated.
In fact, I shall probably get upgraded to first class as my chuff power helps to propel the aircraft forwards and save on expensive fuel costs.
Yes, I think after almost 4 days of zero fartage I'm expecting some turbulence tonight.
I'd make everyone who says things like 'I could walk it faster than that', or has any unrealistic and negative attitudes towards running, actually go out for a run.
Also, I agree with the choccie on prescription thing, but only of prescriptions were free. (which they would be if I ruled the world.
Public transport would be very cheap, and cars and petrol would have so many resrtictions on them (for able-bodied childless people), and would be so costly, that people might actually start getting the bus or walking the 2 minutes to the shop.
Feminism, vegetarians and asylum seekers would be taken seriously (ie: the daily mail would be scrapped)
Erm, that's it really.
Oh, and philosophy would be on the core syllabus at schools.
Hetfinch, I know who you mean, she's unbearable isn't she? Really patronising and hasn't a clue how fortunate she is and that not everyone can have the kind of lifestyle she has. She was talking about swimming every day as if everyone should be doing that kind of thing, but at the same time, not giving any useful information on how people should go about taking up exercise. Grrrrrrrr. Rant over.
I like running in the winter, and had a fab time running in the snow the other day, but sometimes it's hard to drag yourself out in to the cold, dark and rain, especially if you're a girl and the dark means you have to run laps round boring but well lit streets.