Posted: 18/06/2015 at 23:23
OK, I can almost feel the tension.
The duck's name isn't Why and "Why is a duck?" is definitely a question.
It's a daft question and that's self evident.
The "official" answer is
(looooonnnng drum roll...........
and lots of dots.....)
wait for it................
....... because one of its legs is both the same.
Don't complain to me that it's a daft answer, I know it is, I told you so and you still tried to work it out, but it doesn't yield to any logic I know of. Well now you have it, mind who you use it on, not everyone likes it.
Oh yes the goat. Well the goat is very nearly because it's all but(t). That is logical and you could have worked it out. I'm surprised you didn't know it already.
I'm glad you enjoyed my little game.
I've another from the same source that I'll share with you bye and bye.