Latest posts by CotswoldRunner

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What do you need to buy before a race?

Posted: 14/01/2015 at 09:26

I do see people selling running gear but would probably only buy any of that if it was quite heavily discounted and it never is.

Only thing I've ever bought before a race is a coffee. I'd probably buy stuff I actually needed for the race ahead if I happened to have forgotten it (gels, plasters, vaseline - all for longer races above 1/2 mara).

Things you want to say but can't

Posted: 06/01/2015 at 14:33

No, I don't want to pay £20 to do a 5K colour run. If it's such a worthy fucking cause, you bloody do it, you lard arse!

Things you want to say but can't

Posted: 06/01/2015 at 14:31

This morning, I got up before you, made us both tea, made our sons breakfast, tidied the kitchen, stacked the dishwasher, put a load of washing on, made my lunch, ate my breakfast, got changed, dressed our son, took him to nursery and left for work, while you drank your tea, ate a bowl of cereal and got dressed.

But, yes, you are the one who is "stressed out" because you've got so much on. You have my eternal sympathy.

You are becoming more like your Mother every day, and frankly, it scares the shit out of me.

If I had actually said that last bit, I'd be divorced by now!

Bristol to Bath Marathon 2015

Posted: 23/12/2014 at 14:04

I did get the email. Not signed up yet because I was waiting for pay day. Will do before 26th though.

Saw the route. Some people moaning about going out and back on portway but I quite like that as it's the same as the bristol half, which was my first ever event and I like going under the bridge.

Hills are good!

Things you want to say but can't

Posted: 22/12/2014 at 13:47

No, I can't actually feel how ill you are but, whenever we both pick up a bug at the same time, it somehow always seems to affect you much worse, meaning I have to do all the childcare while you collapse in bed. Maybe these things do affect you more, I don't know. But if they do, eating better and doing some exercise would probably help!

Bristol to Bath Marathon 2015

Posted: 12/12/2014 at 19:12

Just heard about this new event on Marathon Talk and, although I said I'd never run another road marathon, I think I'll make an exception for this one, being a local and former Bristolian, and I like the idea of a point to point marathon.

Closed roads, taking place in October.

Thought I'd mention it in case anyone else was interested and hadn't heard about it.

What Films make you cry?

Posted: 09/12/2014 at 09:40


However, Toy Story 3, Les Miserables, The Boy in the Striped Pajamas, have all led to there being something in my eye and the end of Captain Phillips where Tom Hanks breaks down brought on a delayed reaction to the onions I had chopped earlier.

Things you want to say but can't

Posted: 05/12/2014 at 15:03

You have been hassling me for two days about this "problem" which:

a) really isn't a big deal and can easily wait until I'm back in the office on Monday 

b) is only an issue because of your own stupidity

until I finally gave in and looked into it from home, on a day I don't work. I did as much as I could my end, and emailed you full instructions on what to do your end.

For you to then reply saying that you're far too busy to "mess around" trying to sort it out and that it will have to wait until monday when I'm back is seriously f**king annoying. You can definitely forget me ever trying to sort out any of your problems in my own time again.

Things you want to say but can't

Posted: 04/12/2014 at 08:41

So, you don't know enough about the subject meaning you require everything to be spelt out do you? Thus making it my fault that you're an idiot?

Well, first, perhaps you ought to give enough of a shit to learn what is just basic stuff, second, if you don't know, you should ask someone who does, instead of blundering on and fucking up, again, and third, it has been bloody spelt out to you, at length, on a number of occasions, so stop being such a fucking div!

how to wean yourself off snacks and eating crap?

Posted: 01/12/2014 at 12:46

You've got to break the habit. I used to eat loads of crap - biscuits, bread, chocolate, cakes etc but I decide to take a more paleo approach and, it's taken a while, but I am now into the habit of eating that way. I have certain things that I eat most days (eggs, salad, fruit, nuts, meat) and these make up the vast bulk of my diet. I relax a bit on weekends and have the occasional biscuit during the week but I have my main diet and I just stick to it through habit, meaning I don't have to think too hard about what I'm eating. I used to be addicted to sugar I'm sure, but I think I've broken that now.

One tip, if you can't ditch the chocolate, is to buy the darkest chocolate you can find (I get a 90% cocoa one from Sainsbury's) and just have a couple of little squares in the evening. It satisfies the cocoa craving (if you have one) and is so rich that you only want a little bit. Supposed to be good for you too.

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