Posted: Yesterday at 00:10
Thought I would add a wierd, wacky and wonderful idea.
Thrust a lighter refuel aerosol in its mouth and ignite the whiskers, the dog will bite, the aerosol will puncture, the fuel will ignite, bleve, then explode. You might get a bit warm.
Actually, I stop running clench my fist and offer it to the pooch to sniff. 100% of times it sniffs then wanders off, if it didn't, swift kick into the canal.
Oh, and hold fist in front of balls, the only time I didn't, it ran at me, came and nutted me right in them, all very playful but it stung a bit.
If the owners kept them on leads, trained them, avoided trophy dogs and cleaned up their shit, things might be a bit better.