Posted: 21/07/2014 at 22:41
Does my head in unless it's winter but am I the only one who actually quite likes the fact you can just get on it after work, no lights, pump, tubes, gels, gilet, thicker gloves, overshoes, base layer, headwarmer, bottles, traffic, arseholes, yet another wee before you go, make that another dump, reset the Garmin to night time, etc.
I think I would love one that you can race on a screen and where it actually rolls with you like a video game. especially if you had blades on your shoes to dismember pedestrians and gouge the sides of cars and a machine gun in the stem for stupid pedestrians, not to mention homing missiles for penis helmet wearers. Suppose I should add smart resistance in the turbo wheel, auto incline management, powered freewheel function...............
I've overdone this, haven't I?