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Iron Man UK Races

Posted: 27/09/2016 at 00:13

Aha, someone else who has more gloves than Burberry! I have fingerless leather, fingerless fabric, fingerless spare fabric, fingered winter, fingered winter waterproof hi viz, semi fingered unless you fold them back neoprene, neoprene, undergloves, heated motorcycle gloves (we need heated gloves for pushbikes), heated undergloves, I think I am getting boring.....


psof down under

Posted: 26/09/2016 at 00:30

Neither I or the Deepcut Cafe can take the blame for you needing a cargo plane to get home! ;O). Well, maybe the Deepcut cafe then...

Where is Cairns?


Iron Man UK Races

Posted: 26/09/2016 at 00:25

FWIW, IMO, nobody embodies the spirit of the Pirates more than Barlos. He offered to throw his Outlaw finish and stay with me when I went down 15 miles into the mara. Because "don't worry about it, I did Florida last week".

No, he's not 4 stone 3lbs and he likes a pie and a pint, but his experience at this distance is not to be ignored.

Yeah, train for your age, weight, size, strength etc, but also, learn from the ones who have done it time and again.

Good luck Woody, watch out for the Taffs, if you are English and slow, they will try to set fire to you. ;O)


Anaphylactic shock whilst exercising

Posted: 17/08/2016 at 12:10

Well, if you can find the trigger for my cold urticaria and angiodema, there is a cheque in the post for you! I haven't been able to find it. But an interesting piece of information nonetheless from my point of view. Cheers.

2016 PSOF Golf Umbrellas

Posted: 10/06/2016 at 00:24

I have a pair, they are great for golf. Which is a curse of getting old. I mean, who in their right mind actually gets off on golf? Shite game, gets you fit my arse, suitable for fat rich people.

But Pirate umbrellas attract wasps and bees and all other sorts of flying things with stings which really annoy your opponents and irritate the Farah Slack fitted snotty jobsworth dress code jockeys.

Buy one. Or two.


2017 season...

Posted: 31/05/2016 at 17:13

Cheers all. The Thorpe ones are just down the road from me and it is my fave lake.

2017 season...

Posted: 31/05/2016 at 14:51

Well, seeing as I am banned from the big stuff, I might try an Oly. Any recommendations in the summer (ie June, July or August), in the South-ish, preferably not Windsor and preferably not a sea swim.


Newbie Triathlon questions

Posted: 28/05/2016 at 12:23

Anyway, it helps hide the taste of the inch thick duck shit.

How many spare inner tubes on an Ironman?

Posted: 28/05/2016 at 00:19

2 plus patches 90psi

Newbie Triathlon questions

Posted: 27/05/2016 at 11:15

Wee in wetsuit to warm it up. But GET IN THE WATER FIRST or you will feel a bit of a tit and I would laugh at you. If you remember to let one out before getting out, all well and good, saves needing one on the bike. Otherwise, use as chemical weaponry for the one following you who keeps accidentally tapping your feet. It is really hard to keep a leg kick up when having a wee I find.

Someone else can cover weeing on a bike.....I have never done it. Some do.

Weeing on the run just gives you blisters on your feet and smelly legs.

Sighting is practice, if you know you are doing ten strokes in a straight line, sight every ten. Adjust it to suit. Do your own sighting, don't follow Mister Zigzag, he will wear you out. Sight to distance, not close up. AT least next buoy, preferably a large tree that is recognisable. At Outlaw, it was 40 minutes sighting on the sun. Even I could see that. Good luck. Report back, don't forget.


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This is what you have to do to beat Fat Buddhas IM CH speed record. ;O)

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Anyone fancy it? 
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Sept 19th, tomorrow, talk like a pirate day...

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This Sunday 14th Sept 9am at Newlands Corner. New/apprentices welcome! 
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Potential Royal Marines Course.

Why does this look like the best weekend out ever? 
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OK, I think we get the message.......

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This is funny about marathons - applies to tri too

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Front light deal on deal extreme 20 euros

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Foot crush injury from motorbike incident - is it still supposed to ache?

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Strange triathlon moments - this one threw me, have you got one that threw you

Unexpected talent - bit of Saturday night fun... 
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Garmin HRM question

Something a little different 
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Tri show this weekend at Sandown 28.2 to 2.3.14

Anyone going? 
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Halfords turbo deal spotted today

Looks good value at £149.00 
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