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Things you want to say but can't

Posted: 28/05/2014 at 21:07
Ultra Bookie wrote (see)
Cake wrote (see)

Emmy why did you find a book detailing the first 120 years of sheffield wednesday in a second hand book shop as the weekend as well?

Is that the one I ended up buying for you?

Just because I am a medical professional this is not an invitation for you to divulge every single aspect of your bodily functions to me, especially when I am at home. I do not want to know how smelly your farts are and have to reassure you about them . I don't want to know how YOU know that your shit is smellier than other people's. I don't want you to phone me for a consultation whilst you are on the toilet, or to tell me the details of how you discovered your boyfriend has given you an STD.




Until you got to the bit about phoning you I thought you were talking about Cake

Choose your Dinner Guests

Posted: 10/04/2014 at 20:21

Helen of Troy, Cleopatra, Marylin Monroe, Richard Burton, Oli Reed &  Peter O'Toole

Any local info on Weymouth?

Posted: 13/03/2014 at 21:25

Best route will be M25, M3, A31, A35 to Dorchester and then A354 to Weymouth.  It'll be much faster than going along the south coast.

Lots of places to stay.  There are a few holiday parks in Preston which are about a mile or so from the transition in Lodmoor.  Lots of B&B's in weymouth itself which again aren't that far away.  really depends on what you want.

Things you want to say but can't

Posted: 12/03/2014 at 06:55
I wonder if he''ll be late due his own funeral due to a hearse strike?

What would it take for the Pirates to end?

Posted: 11/03/2014 at 21:51

More like battered jumbo

What would it take for the Pirates to end?

Posted: 11/03/2014 at 21:19

Is that none or note?

Are you having difficult typing with you chubby little fingers?

What would it take for the Pirates to end?

Posted: 11/03/2014 at 21:02

OK something that'actually possible.

We gather everyone who has ever worn the pirate kit in one place and wait for the earth to implode due to the gravitational force.

I'm not saying there are lots of pirates, more there is a lot to a pirate

What would it take for the Pirates to end?

Posted: 11/03/2014 at 20:37

A pirate winning kona?

What is more racist behaviour

Posted: 06/03/2014 at 22:07

Can someone clear this up for me please.  Is it the BNP,  the Muslims or Legoland who are having a paddy over the others behaviour?

Do You Trust The Old Bill?

Posted: 21/01/2014 at 23:23
12 Years A Slave wrote (see)

I swear that the evidence that I shall give, shall be the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help me God

I'm an atheist so that means nothing to me


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IMCH Online entry is open.

Look what I've found 
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