Posted: 24/04/2015 at 22:42
Greetings all. I'll be wearing number one in honour of little miss Hans' first birthday tomorrow. I'll be green with envy at not being at a park bench with a cosmic, colourful blend of likeminded individuals. I would wear a mankini, but post marathon eating would make that illegal in any country that condemns human torture. Mrs Hans is doing the York triathlon on Sunday and amidst daddy duty, I shall be casting shifty glances at my phone to monitor the dirty dozen progress.
Good luck all.
Puffsta, my diet this week would make you blush. Suffice to say there was a lot of bacon and Camembert.