Posted: 08/06/2007 at 15:08
Looks like Isaac has been pinching jokes from the BBC Test Match reports
I walked into B&Q this morning and some old boy dressed in orange and with a silly orange B&Q baseball cap asked me if I wanted decking.
Fortunately, I got the first punch in so that was the end of that...
How about this one from my Wickes White Van Wit Joke Book
Q - Why do men fart more than women?
A - Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pessure