Posted: 15/10/2014 at 19:02
Normally i am done and all pressies wrapped and stashed away by now. This year is an entirely different kettle of fish. 1) I've no pennies to buy anything and 2) I seem to have no chance...when I'm at home I'm always doing house stuff and when I'm here at auntie Vera's I'm too knackered from driving or a manic day or both. all things being equal the Funkins will be hosting crimbo for mummy & daddy funkin, bruvver funkin, wife & offspring and auntie vera who brings uncle roger too. My mother is a bit hacked off but such is life, she's spent much of her life being hacked off at me so why change habits?
Mind you, there's no table in the dining room, so it might be the garden table in the conservatory (with the lead piping).
In fact typing this has sent me into a spin. Off to write a list...