Posted: 20/11/2009 at 12:53
I had cyclist rage once. Got cut up by a skip lorry, nearly squashed me against some railings he did. I cycled round in front of him (it was stop start traffic) picked up my bike and threw it at his windscreen, I then climbed onto his bumber and statred headbutting his windscreen (helmet on).
After a few seconds the red haze of fury lifted and noticed the whole world staring at me. I meekly climbed of the bumper, picked up my bike and led a long queue of traffic into the town centre, at my pace.