Posted: 18/05/2016 at 19:26
My neighbour asked me to help open her front door since her key didn't appear to work.
The reason was the key didn't fit the lock whereas apparently it did three days earlier!
Turned out the bailiffs had been along and changed the locks.
Oh, I haven't paid the mortgage...
'But you could have rented the place out for £1200/ month while you lived with your mate'. (For two years -while leaving the flat empty).
'But I don't want anyone else living in my place'.
What you find out from mowing lawns (Still got the money she owed me).