Posted: 18/07/2014 at 16:12
It will be 32 degrees in Blackpool today and UK medical advice is to close the curtains, close doors and windows except for minimal ventilation and lie on the floor.
My advice is different, cover yourself in factor 50, go out, sit on the beach, throw water and eat ice creams all day, then later drink beer and have fish and chips.
What is the point of factor 50?
Surely a (novelty) hat or handkerchief with knotted corners on your head is perfectly sufficient?
However, if of course you are bright red and cannot sleep, don't forget you can call for an ambulance.
They have nothing better to do in the middle of the night this time of year