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Dear Idiot.....

Posted: Today at 07:44

Unfortunately this happens far too often, even more unfortunately the Police seem unable to do anything about it and in the unlikely event of the offender being caught they only get a small fine.

I do not know what it is about hot weather that makes people behave like idiots on the road but there have been a lot of serious local incidents recently.


Posted: Today at 07:26

I have always liked this quote, credited to Voltaire, when asked on his deathbed if he renounced Satan;

“Now, now my good man, this is no time to be making enemies."

Rhys Williams

Posted: Today at 07:09

Greg Rusedski successfully claimed that a supplement he was given had caused his positive drug test;



What should or shouldn't be on the NHS?

Posted: Today at 06:23

No one seems to have mentioned the free ride home in an ambulance when you are too drunk to get in a taxi?

What should or shouldn't be on the NHS?

Posted: 18/07/2014 at 16:33

I am surprised by how much a gastric band costs...

In some parts of the world they put collars on Cormorants so that they can catch fish for their owners, the collars stop them from eating the catch!

Surely this idea could be developed to provide a cost effective alternative to expensive surgery?

Dr Nick's injury clinic

Posted: 18/07/2014 at 16:12
Nick Windsor 4 wrote (see)

It will be 32 degrees in Blackpool today and UK medical advice is to close the curtains, close doors and windows except for minimal ventilation and lie on the floor.

My advice is different, cover yourself in factor 50, go out, sit on the beach, throw water and eat ice creams all day, then later drink beer and have fish and chips. 

What is the point of factor 50? 

Surely a (novelty) hat or handkerchief with knotted corners on your head is perfectly sufficient?

However, if of course you are bright red and cannot sleep, don't forget you can call for an ambulance.

They have nothing better to do in the middle of the night this time of year

Dr Nick's injury clinic

Posted: 18/07/2014 at 16:02

Best way to ease a sore throat; ice cream

Sitting on the beach, throwing water, beer and fish & chips optional.

As for Tena lady.....


Talkback: Enduring Questions: Should I run naked?

Posted: 11/07/2014 at 15:21

Large Amby Barerfoot

Wasn't he a friend of Jake the Peg?

Talkback: Enduring Questions: Should I run naked?

Posted: 10/07/2014 at 19:24

An enduring question? Really???

Should I run naked: No

Why not: Because you will get arrested

Really: Yes

So definitely no then: No, I mean yes, definitely no...

Not even a little bit: Well then you would not be naked

Good point, but I have got concussion after knocking myself out on my knockers so I will ask you again in two minutes: ffs.... I am off

Talkback: Enduring Questions: Should I run naked?

Posted: 10/07/2014 at 09:26

What about the Seagulls?

I get pretty p***ed off when they try and snatch my fish and chips off me......

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