Posted: Yesterday at 11:38
Yep. Still bitter.
Some of my best work is on that thread though. I wrote a Shakespearian sonnet!
Yes you did.
'This is a sonnet:
A simple question – ‘joining Team GB’ led to ten thousand posts of ridicule – commemorative plates, pavement PBs scotch eggs – Samir was treated like a fool.
His bobbleless bobblehat firmly secured our hero, undeterred, pursues his dream: food tech teachers hang on his every word (unless they’re lesbians) but still it seems
Samir’s world record goal is no safe bet if he’s to prove his talent and beat Mo what’s needed is something we’ve not seen yet: jurassic improvements (thanks to D. DeVito)
Sub 2 hours won’t be happening soon but shoot for the stars, you might just hit the moon.'