The Silent Assassin

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Ironman Lanzarote 2016

Posted: 26/05/2015 at 17:19
M...eldy wrote (see)

Sod the tri, let's just go on holiday

+1 for that


Ironman Lanzarote 2016

Posted: 26/05/2015 at 12:21

It will be the 25th anniversay race so chances are that it may sellout.

I know someone drove over the Club La Santa to register on Sunday as if you competed this year you could enter early

I / We will be there, racing or supporting not sure which at the moment

Anyone else taking on the challenge

This is on the ironman Website


Just noticed the date 21nd  hahaha 21st


"As tough as it is stunningly beautiful, one of IRONMAN's epic races."

Due to open very soon for normal enteries



DNF - What went wrong?

Posted: 26/05/2015 at 12:15

Hopefully a long standing female pirate will pop up soon and advise

Could it be panic?

I know the above mentioned person is a very good swiummer and can do IM distance in the pool in a little an hour, but some as it comes to OW and races she panics and has to stop to get her breathing right

Ironman Lanzarote 2015

Posted: 24/05/2015 at 11:34

We are all going to Ruta 66 at 2:30 if anyone is around and hasn't had a text, FB or tweet

Ironman Lanzarote 2015

Posted: 24/05/2015 at 08:23

Blue Peter smacked the course, well up till the last 10K anyway, he said last night that he is now selling his bike

Top bombing fella

SlimShady had vomitting for the last 10K, he still didn't know he would finish even with just half a mile a left, well done mate

Colourin kept us on pins all day and with 10 minutes till the fireworks this figure came power walking up the hill to get a finish, amazing well toughed out

gutted for Hokori and Slag, both pulled on the bike

Special mention to deca Dave, he came off his bike on thw switch backs down from Haria, dislocated his shoulder, got back on his bike finished the bike and was looking to finish the run all strapped up ala Crashie, hope you got there.

It was a pleasure to be out supportig on the island


Same time next year?


sinus problems

Posted: 23/05/2015 at 11:50

+1 for Beconase


Ironman Lanzarote 2015

Posted: 23/05/2015 at 10:10
Crooky-IronKnee wrote (see)

no bike splits only the finish time for the bike

no idea why


There was one timing mat at 85 miles last year but thats it

Ironman Lanzarote 2015

Posted: 23/05/2015 at 10:08

Hokori and Colourin out of the water and on the bike

1:36:53 for Colurin

1:49:21 for Hokori

Ironman Lanzarote 2015

Posted: 22/05/2015 at 14:01

Blue Peter looking nice and calm today,

Colourin looking good

Slagiatt and Hokori spotted carb loading in the chinese last night

Still haven't seen SlimShady around

Going down to have a few beers and watch people racking in a few minutes

Tiny bit of me is wishing it was I was racing here again

Will try and get some updates put up tomorrow


Pirate spotting

Posted: 17/05/2015 at 10:31

Just getting to fly out to lanza and to get me in mood watching videos of last years race

pirate supporter spotted at 11:06, will be LitteClown

and Pudge spotted at 26:42 in this one


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