williambloke


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Trionium Bath Hilly Half

Posted: 02/10/2011 at 11:35
Technically, the west country IS a world of it's own...

Things you want to say but can't

Posted: 30/09/2011 at 13:26

Hmm...

You didn't want meat with your salad? That's okay, we'll just remove the meat and that'll be fine...

NO, IT F**KING WON'T BE FINE!!! I'm a veggie, therefore I don't eat meat. What the hell makes you think that I'll be quite happy to eat from an unclean plate that has had meat on it? Or eat the salad thereupon which has been sitting on the meat???

Did you copy the answers off of another retard in order to attain your NVQ Level 1 in food hygiene or were you lying when you said that it was quite hygienic & standard practice???

Well, unbeknownst to you, Environmental Health happen to be just down the corridor from my office. I wonder if you can guess where I've been venting my spleen...?   

The crazy sentence game

Posted: 29/09/2011 at 18:11
Describe A Moronic Nationality? Any Barely Literate European...

Things you want to say but can't

Posted: 29/09/2011 at 18:08
Wilkie wrote (see)
Wedding cake? 

I like wedding cake. That's my excuse for being married 3 times and I'm sticking to it...

The crazy sentence game

Posted: 28/09/2011 at 16:38
Didn't Enjoy Naples? One Truly Enjoys Sicily

Things you want to say but can't

Posted: 27/09/2011 at 16:50

Not all affairs have unhappy endings... My first wife had an affair with me and I became her second husband. Unfortunately she also had an affair 10 years later and left me for husband number three...

RANT: Wilkinsons. According to your website, you stock mousetraps. Brilliant!! Unfortunately, when I visited one of your stores this afternoon I found that, in fact, you have just cleared them off the shelves to make room for - Christmas decorations!!??!! What the f**k? It's still September!!!

Things you want to say but can't

Posted: 26/09/2011 at 21:10

Got the little bastard. Now to drive it to my ex-wifes house so that I can release it...

Things you want to say but can't

Posted: 26/09/2011 at 21:04

There's a mouse in my house!

Cue a 'lord of the flies' hunting scene...

http://magisterrex.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/blogmousetrap1963.jpg

The crazy sentence game

Posted: 26/09/2011 at 16:04
Imaginary Giant? Not Once Reality Exits...

The crazy sentence game

Posted: 25/09/2011 at 09:41
Lateness And Tiredness Is Totally Unexpected, Despite Exercise

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