williambloke


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Things you want to say but can't

Posted: 29/09/2011 at 18:08
Wilkie wrote (see)
Wedding cake? 

I like wedding cake. That's my excuse for being married 3 times and I'm sticking to it...

The crazy sentence game

Posted: 28/09/2011 at 16:38
Didn't Enjoy Naples? One Truly Enjoys Sicily

Things you want to say but can't

Posted: 27/09/2011 at 16:50

Not all affairs have unhappy endings... My first wife had an affair with me and I became her second husband. Unfortunately she also had an affair 10 years later and left me for husband number three...

RANT: Wilkinsons. According to your website, you stock mousetraps. Brilliant!! Unfortunately, when I visited one of your stores this afternoon I found that, in fact, you have just cleared them off the shelves to make room for - Christmas decorations!!??!! What the f**k? It's still September!!!

Things you want to say but can't

Posted: 26/09/2011 at 21:10

Got the little bastard. Now to drive it to my ex-wifes house so that I can release it...

Things you want to say but can't

Posted: 26/09/2011 at 21:04

There's a mouse in my house!

Cue a 'lord of the flies' hunting scene...

http://magisterrex.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/blogmousetrap1963.jpg

The crazy sentence game

Posted: 26/09/2011 at 16:04
Imaginary Giant? Not Once Reality Exits...

The crazy sentence game

Posted: 25/09/2011 at 09:41
Lateness And Tiredness Is Totally Unexpected, Despite Exercise

Things you want to say but can't

Posted: 24/09/2011 at 13:52

Dear wasps,

You little black & yellow bastards. Getting stung on the back of my neck as I sat down at my desk at 7am was bad enough; but the little bastard that flew into my mouth & stung me on the lip whilst I was out running in the evening... ARGH!!!

The crazy sentence game

Posted: 22/09/2011 at 22:33
Under New Debt Enforcement Regulations, Some Taxes Are Now Defunct

The crazy sentence game

Posted: 21/09/2011 at 21:04
Yet Everyone Said That Education Really Does Absorb You...

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