Posted: 07/03/2014 at 14:28
Let's be absolutely clear about the peeing thing:
1. Before you go into the pen, find a side street with some parked cars. Pee between them. If it's outside a posh shop, so much the better, I aspire to pee on Prada.
2. Pee in the pen, at the side, not on the discarded clothes because they get collected up and distributed to the homeless. They deserve to not have clothes covered in pee because we're too lazy to aim right. Bugger the portaloos I say.
I shall nail my colours to the mast:
Bronze: Anything starting with a 3
Jimbob, if you're gonna do it Maj Stylee, don't forget to piss and moan for the last mile